Welcome to TsuKata's Org*
This is the first time I've owned a domain, so I'm kinda just having fun with it right now. I work a full-time job, and I have a full-time life so chances are that by the time I finish doing something, it's out of date. Have patience, and most of all, have fun!
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Friday, July 26, 2002
I'm drinking horny goat weed and potency wood!
Okay, so they had a new SoBe at the caf today...SoBe Drive...and we were trying to figure out what it does for you...since the green tea makes you patient and the power makes you strong...does this make you motivated? Does it make you drive better?
No! It's for sex!!! It contains epimedium (horny goat weed) and muria puama (potency wood) from the Amazon rainforests. Guess I'm going to have to find a little somethin' somethin' tonight... ;-)
Thursday, July 25, 2002
Reading Material
I know, I know...I'm not posting much to read...but these articles might keep you a bit amused:
Ignorance is no excuse: Few doctors learn how to perform abortions, and women pay for their lack of training. New York City is taking steps to reverse the trend. (By Fran Smith)
A doctor's right to choose: Two surgical options for late-term abortion may be reduced to one if antiabortion activists, with help from the Bush administration, get their way (By Margaret A. Woodbury)
Amoebas Attack Boy's Brain
Friday, July 19, 2002
Happy birthday, Andrew!
To my favorite perfectly normal human worm baby:
Some people rule.
Some people don't.
You do. :)
You're cooler than old kid. :) But now you are old kid! Ha ha ha :)
I am. :)
Take The Mighty Invader Zim Test!
You are G.I.R! Your duties are to assist your Irken lord Zim in his mission of doom, to find your next taco and to watch The Scary Monkey Show.
That horrible monkey...
Woo! Do it again!!
Wednesday, July 17, 2002
The SoBe Radio Ads
Whoa...now *that* was a fast response! Good job, people! Go you! So now, we can all enjoy the funny!
SoBe Green Tea Ad (Come here you stupid monkey cat!)
SoBe Dragon Ad (You are not acting!)
SoBe Energy Ad (Are you a small little lonely snail?)
SoBe Fuel Ad (Go up to the mountain!)
SoBe Lean Ad (I miss the love handles!)
SoBe Lean Ad 2 (Small angry guys who run around in your body and scream)
SoBe Power Ad (Impress the pretty girl.)
If you have issues downloading, lemme know. :)
Scary Tales of the Kitchen!
http://www.tsukata.org and its affiliates cannot be held responsible for your distinct need to hurl after reading the following. The following blog has been rated R for Really Really Raunchy, and features nude vegetables as well as fuzzy things. You've been warned.
Okay, so I'm exceptionally lazy these days...and I cooked hamburger helper on Monday night...well, I didn't feel like putting it away properly, so I just put a cover on the pan and put it in the fridge. Tuesday night: pulled it out, scooped some out, microzapped. And finally put the rest away properly in tupperware-imitation stuff.
But I left the pan with the gunky on the stove. Tonight: Pulled out tupperware-imitation, microzapped, ate. Was very good. Chilled for a bit and then got plucky and decided to do dishes...went into kitchen, looked at pan...it was moldy! already! green icky moldy everywhere! And then I realize I just ate what just molded...and the only difference was that mine came from the fridge and that was on the stove. and I'm like AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! But you know, it was really good.
And then, like my mom came to visit in April of 2001...while she was here, she bought bananas. She ate one. She put the rest on top of the fridge. I am short. I can't see on top of the fridge. I really can't. Unless I'm standing really far back and looking right up at it or something. I didn't know she left the bananas on top of the fridge. Neither did she. She forgot about them. So then sometime around mid-August of 2001, I decide to do something with the top of the fridge...put some stuffed animals up there and stuff...nifty decorative things...climb up the step ladder and am like EEEEEEEEEEEWWWW! They were all collapsed and gooey, like evil space jelly. Very evil space jelly. With wrinkles. WRINKLES!
And, if you leave whole zucchini in the fruit drawer for several months without it being in a container, it shrinks to tiny zucchini and then when you touch it, it explodes :) I found that one out the nifty way. :)
Oh, and never ever never forget where you put your coke. Because then some time later, you find the can or cup of coke and it has fuzzy islands, and they aren't like Tropico islands with monkeys and stuff...well, maybe sea monkeys...but not cool monkeys...
And by the way, I'm sending a MEGA SUPER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE request out for anyone who has a WAV (or other audio) file of the SoBe radio commercials...they crack me up, and alot of my friends haven't heard them. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! I love the one where it's like (very paraphrased and incorrectly quoted) so maybe you want to pet the kitten, so you say "here kitty" and the cat ignores you, but you are tired and you feel like there is gum on the bottoms of your shoes, like you cannot move, so you say again "here kitty" but the cat does not listen so you say "come here you stupid monkey cat!" but maybe if you had a SoBe with ginseng, you would have been more patient... I love that! Come here you stupid monkey cat! :)
Wednesday, July 10, 2002
It's a scary, scary world...
Copyright Holders May Get a License to Hack
Sunday, July 07, 2002
The Google Game
Go here to learn how to play (I found out from LN).
"TsuKata is" didn't work too well, so I used my real name ;-) Feel special, but not too special...because all it takes is a lookup on any DNS whois search tool to find it out. ;-)
JC is magically delicious (the webring!)
www.jc.is
The JC is here to help.
JC is a HoTTiE
JC is coordination
JC is kool. Comments?
JC is pretty (especially with Chris)
Clearly, JC is the only one blessed with hair karma.
JC is thinking of fellating the symbol.
JC is honored to be a proud lion.
JC is the best of North Idaho
JC is still under construction.
JC licked the stage (.com)
JC is the best!!
JC is back at Ellington's.
JC is the CEO of Joystick Nation Inc
JC is my baby daddy.
With the measures given, we know that the length of side JC is less than 17 + 14 or 31 and the length of side JC is greater than 17 - 14 or 3.
Functioning of JC is essential for using the machine.
Yet, JC is not portrayed as a super-hero but as a victim of political intrigue
Being a JC is a lot of work. It is also a lot of fun.
Human polyoma virus JC is associated with progressive multifocal leucoencephalopathy (PML).
Of course, admittedly, it doesn't hurt matters if your name is also the name of a member of NSync, as well as the abbreviation for Jesus Christ, Jewish Community, and Joint Committee.
The Actual Search Results for JC and The Actual Search Results for TsuKata (it should look familiar)
Monday, July 01, 2002
Bloody Hell.
I'm bored. The kind of bored where you're fidgeting like crazy and wanting to just randomly throw things at people. But I don't want to leave work just yet because...well, a number of reasons...not the least of which being that I spent most of the afternoon at the doctor's office. He had me get a cat scan done b/c of my nasal congestion not clearing up even though I'm on two of the strongest allergy medicines on the market. He said it might be a sinus infection or a number of other things and the scan will show what it is...might still just be really really bad allergies that don't respond to medication. :) Figures that if I have allergies, I have the strong ones. But then, how are you a geek if you don't have allergies?
Hmm...emotional front...I feel like I ought to keep an idea going of how I'm doing, at least until I don't feel like I'm having to struggle to not get teary-eyed all the time. Yeah, I'm still occasionally a mess. And it's totally random too. You'd think I'd be a mess when I get reminded of him, but it's not really that...I usually just wistfully smile, remember, and go about my business...it's more that just sometimes it's like I realize a part of me is missing, and I just have this empty spot where a person ought to be. And that's when I start getting all funky and depressive. And I can still tell that I'm only at about 70% of normal operating capacity, but I don't think that's very visible (could be wrong) to others. I do know that alot of things that used to make me happy don't have effect anymore...but I don't know how much of that is changing tastes and how much of it is relevant to my thinking that I don't really deserve happiness, 'cause a part of me does think that, be it true or not. BH. But...nothing I can really do except to keep on keeping on...listening to sheryl crow and singing iiiiiii wanna soak up the sun (I do! I wish I could tan!!)...
I had a really good weekend. I saw Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind with some friends, and it was incredibly fun...and at anywhere from $6-11, not all that expensive considering how entertaining it is...and it changes enough to encourage you to go back. Highly recommended. I also did a road rallye with Karen and Erik...Erik being one of the people I went to TMLMTBGB with on Friday night...and we placed fourth (!!!) out of 36 cars!! Go us!! That made us 2nd place masters, but it was close...very close. And the people who beat us out are itching at grandmasterhood anyways. Both the Corvette Club of Chicago and the Windy City Miata Club were present on this rallye, which makes it especially cool. I almost wish I had been driving so I could tell Nissan that my little Sentra beat out Corvettes and Miatas in a rally. ;-) Of course, we all know that the muscle of your car means nothing on these thing...the muscle between your ears (is it a muscle?) is the important one. I also did a considerable amount of shopping, including finally purchasing one of those kitty fountains for Maggie...Tar-zhay had one for $30, which is cheaper than the cat-alog I had been looking at. :) Hmm...cat-alog...has Piers tossed that one into Xanth yet?
Speaking of shopping, the swimsuit I wanted to buy (I've managed to lose the one that I've had since high school...probably for the best considering its age...LOL...how many people can say that they're still the same size that they were in high school at my age? Probably alot, but it's still fun.) from Junonia is no longer in stock! Dangit!! But I did find one at Sports Authority today that would be a reasonable substitute. I'm really wanting one of those tankini kind though...I have an odd feeling it would look good on me. But I hate skirt bottoms. The reason I loved the suit from Junonia was that it was a wetsuit style suit...zipper front, long-ish legs (like shorts length), tank top arms...looked very lara croft-ish. I wanted it *so* bad, too. Upsetting that it's gone. I even checked ebay. Anyways, I have waited long enough for a response from this bozo at work so I'm going home now...I need to do a massive amount of organizing at home. End rambling. Go back about your business. Nothing to see here. Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. Actually you can. I won't mind. I have a futon. :) And a big bed. Four poster canopy kind. And the more the merrier. :)
